1) Post a topic begging for free stuff (in this case Photoshop) in Help With Life forum
2) Whinge and accuse people of not having empathy when told that HWL is not a forum for begging for free stuff and complain "I wasn't begging, I was going to do art in return!"
3) Bawleet your entire account and flounce off Deviant Art instead of accepting you made a mistake
Oh and there are free online programmes that are better than the version of Photoshop that OP was begging for.
Anyway, I'm getting a moped (actually I already own it, I just have to get it down from Dublin) and my boa constrictor dropped a pile of baby boas on her heat mat at the end of March.